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  <title>Kinda Funky, Kinda Fine</title>
  <subtitle>J. Ruelens</subtitle>
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    <email>jessica_ruelens@yahoo.com</email>
    <name>J. Ruelens</name>
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  <updated>2005-09-21T12:33:55Z</updated>
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    <title>jruel @ 2005-09-21T08:33:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-21T12:33:55Z</published>
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    <content type="html">JASON IS COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2005-05-12T13:07:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-12T17:22:42Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-12T17:23:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So following the pattern from &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_capitanbackfire' lj:user='capitanbackfire' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://capitanbackfire.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://capitanbackfire.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;capitanbackfire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I asked him five questions, and he asked five back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are his five, but feel free to ask five questions of your own, and I will, in turn, answer them and ask five of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. (Asked previously in a drunken state) What kind of squash are you, and why?&lt;br /&gt;I believe I am an acorn squash. An acorn squash is generally a very versatile squash; it also matures faster than most other squash. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Your dream job becomes available tomorrow. Where is it? What are you doing there?&lt;br /&gt;Some big ass publishing company.  I would have the authority to read famous authors' work before print and edit the shit out of it. It's a very nonconfrontational way to become the most intolerant and cynical person on the planet, and I think it's perfect for me. Plus I really like editing and think I'm kind of good at it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. You're given unilateral authority as a new alumna to change any three things at IUP. What are they?&lt;br /&gt;First, I just had a little breakdown because of the word "alumna"; I can't handle it yet.  Three things -- location of Davis Hall (make it closer to EVERYTHING). Screw Chick-fil-a and serve chicken patties every day in the HUB. Hire me and Squash, and fire Rick and Kevin. We'll show you how to run an honors college.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. What's your favorite kind of soap? Is there any kind you refuse to use, say, if you've left all of yours behind?&lt;br /&gt;Zest with aloe bars. I may be the only female left on the planet that is a strict bar soap user, but I can't get enough of the stuff. I was a liquid soap user for years until my eyes were opened to the wonders of bar soap just last summer.  I think it'd be pretty gross to refuse to use any kind of soap if I left all mine behind.  Soap is soap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. What's your most popular MTO order at Sheetz? AS opposed to MTOs anywhere else...&lt;br /&gt;Bacon pretzel melt with ranch dressing and swiss cheese -- shit, I think I need to go get one now. Thanks.</content>
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    <title>Gee... look how surprised I am</title>
    <published>2005-04-25T06:18:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-25T06:18:54Z</updated>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are both sensitive and savvy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/"&gt;What Gender Is Your Brain?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2005-02-10T14:27:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-10T19:40:41Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-10T19:40:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well, I'm finally done playing catch-up.  I didn't have as much to catch up on as I thought I did after not attending a single class for two weeks.  Two or three days of sitting at my computer banging out assignment after assignment seemed to do the trick.  I was worried about my Developing Nations presentation that was supposed to happen Tuesday according to the date my professor gave me on the first day of class. But she likes to change her mind and not inform others, so she changed my date to this coming Tuesday, so I successfully dodged that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The doctor thinks I'm much better... I say I still have a little bit to go.  He keeps telling me I am 100% and when I tell him otherwise he scoffs at me.  But nonetheless, I visit him three times a week to get electrocuted, twisted, cracked, pinched, and pounded upon.  I'll let him know when I'm better; I think that's how this relationship is supposed to go.  I still gotta pop some pills before going to class though if I have any hope making it through class without tears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still lonely in the apartment without Sam staying here... even though he drives me crazy when he is here. I love him anyway. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sara, my BFF from high school, is moving to Florida the second week in March which is so conveniently my Spring Break as well, and I have no other plans because I'm too damn poor to be going on wild, crazy trips that cost billions of dollars.  So the plan is to drive down there with her and Ben and the babies (Benjamin and Jaden), hang out for a week to get her settled in Clearwater, and then fly back up to Pennsylvania.  I would be very excited to do this, but I have some reservations.  The first is that I don't know how my back will hold up with that long of a car ride.  Actually I think I know it won't hold up well unless we make a stop to do crazy spine exercises on the side of the highway every hour, and I don't think that'll happen.  The second concern is that may be the week Jason is here.  I've been talking to his dad, and we know he's supposed to come home this week from Iraq, but no one knows for sure.  But after he gets back, he going to get himself re-settled in San Diego then come here to visit for the better part of a week.  Well if they delay his homecoming, it may be 'til the 2nd week in March before he makes it to Pennsylvania; in which case, I would definitely stay here and hang out with him.  I don't know what I'm going to do.  The other possibility is that Jason will be in Florida during that week too visiting his dad (he plans to do that after PA), which would be fabulous because that's twice as much time with my favorite person!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry I'm rambling because I'm soooo sleepy.  I'm going to nap/sleep/die now.</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-11-30T15:55:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-30T20:55:38Z</published>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-11-08T19:53:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-09T00:53:50Z</published>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="left" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your idea of Chicken Pot Pie has nothing to do with a pie and you can't figure out why people might think it would.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your driving lessons involved learning to avoid horse droppings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know at least 5 euphemisms for animal manure and at least 4 of them involve food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know how to cook, but not without butter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what a Fire Hall Wedding is&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been to a Chicken and Waffle Dinner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You spend at least 30 minutes every summer day complaining about New Jersey drivers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't understand why people would ever want to see the Amish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The local Post Office used to be a single-family home and they close between noon and 1 for lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have ever ended a sentence with "a while".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do not giggle when you see the following signs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Lititz&lt;br /&gt;-- Intercourse&lt;br /&gt;-- Blue Ball&lt;br /&gt;-- Bird-in-Hand&lt;br /&gt;-- Mount Joy &lt;br /&gt;		  &lt;br /&gt;You've heard of 7-11 but you've never seen one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You cannot buy beer and wine from the same store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Park City has nothing to do with skiing for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Agnes 1972 means something to you and you can tell stories about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You pronounce Lancaster in "Burt Lancaster" differently from Lancaster in "Lancaster, PA".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you giggle at people who say "Aee-mish".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your iced tea is sweeter than Pepsi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know someone who repairs gasoline-powered lawn mowers, but is forbidden to own one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think Fasnacht Day and Groundhog Day are national holidays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that eggs come in either white or brown - and you have a preference&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think the Mississippi is just a tad wider than the Susquehanna.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know who James Buchanan was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't have to be told what Shoo Fly Pie is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You outen the lights at the end of the day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go to the store when the milk is "all". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think orange traffic cones are the natural foliage surrounding Route 30.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A "Bud" is not a beer and it's much better than those cheap knockoffs, Hershey's kisses. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The word "red" is a verb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Come with?" is a complete sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what Donkey baseball is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what a liquid pit is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At times, you utter things like, "Throw over the fence some hay."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It may be raining, but the question is: "Is it makin' down?" or "Is it really makin' down?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The verb "to be" is useless: "Does Fido need out?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You remember when Park City Mall had a flea market in the basement. Or worse yet, a skating rink. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that "long johns" are something you eat, not something you wear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You own quilts and know their names.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what a Turkey Hill is , and you've ditched school to hang out there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've corrected all the errors while watching Witness. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rush hour is on Saturday afternoon -- in the summer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your wan has vindshield vipers (and so does your station vagon).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You reocognize "Twin Kiss" and "Freez and Frizz," knowing that Dairy Queen is a pale imitation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dutch Wonderland is neither Dutch nor much of a Wonderland.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WGAL is the source of all local celebrities and they create quite a stir when they shop in &lt;br /&gt;the supermarket. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go out of state just to drive on smooth roads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've ordered "dippy eggs" for breakfast. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Green Dragon ain't no Chinese restaurant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bacon drippings are an ingredient for making salad dressing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think tourist attractions consist of a pretzel factory, a chocolate factory and an Amish family out for a drive. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know the only way to make good fastnachts is to cook them in LARD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, corn chips, pretzels, candy or ice cream or that packages turkeys, beans or bologna.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do things "once," as in, "I'll go check in the back room once."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can stop along the road to buy fruit, vegetables or crafts on the "honor system."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOUR turkey has "filling," not "stuffing" and most certainly NOT "dressing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that chicken corn soup from a firehouse is the most perfect food on earth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say things like, "Outen the lights," "I'm calling off today" and "They're calling for snow."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've heard of distelfinks and hex signs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You never see any Confederate flags except on the Gettysburg battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You call sloppy joes "barbecue."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think Medium Rare equals Well Done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words like: gumband, buggie, hoagie, chipped beef, scrapple, actually mean something to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Lancaster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html"&gt;Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More cool things for your blog at &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com"&gt;Blogthings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-11-02T22:52:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-03T03:53:04Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-03T03:53:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I know this is a few days late... but I like it anyway. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;table border="0" style="border: 1px black solid; width: 90%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/"&gt;My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted"&gt;jruel goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as bat.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/alpha71881/"&gt;alpha71881&lt;/a&gt; gives you 15 tan orange-flavoured gumdrops.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/ansalong/"&gt;ansalong&lt;/a&gt; gives you 15 light blue watermelon-flavoured gummy fruits.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/capitanbackfire/"&gt;capitanbackfire&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 9 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/catcenedra/"&gt;catcenedra&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a rotten egg.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/daisy_jane/"&gt;daisy_jane&lt;/a&gt; gives you 1 red-orange strawberry-flavoured gummy fruits.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/heeterburn/"&gt;heeterburn&lt;/a&gt; gives you 15 pink chocolate-flavoured gummy bats.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jayzuschrist/"&gt;jayzuschrist&lt;/a&gt; gives you 13 light orange lime-flavoured gummies.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/whentheskyopens/"&gt;whentheskyopens&lt;/a&gt; gives you 14 white coconut-flavoured gummy worms.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wickedqueen/"&gt;wickedqueen&lt;/a&gt; gives you 18 teal orange-flavoured gummy fruits.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/woods84/"&gt;woods84&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a dead frog.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted"&gt;jruel ends up with 82 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, and a dead frog.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;form action="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/index.cgi" method="post"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center"&gt;Go trick-or-treating! Username: &lt;input type="text" name="username" size="10"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Let&amp;#39;s Go!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;Another fun meme brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;rfreebern&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-10-28T08:08:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-28T12:14:27Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-29T01:35:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Teacher,&lt;br /&gt;I did not do my homework. I am sorry. I was busy. My mommy says I have bad 'pryorritees' like beer, boys, and cigarettes. I will be good now.&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;Jessica&lt;br /&gt;P.S. If this isn't a good reason, I had a bellyache.</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-10-26T10:35:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-26T14:43:28Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-26T14:43:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):&lt;br /&gt;Mandy Willow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):&lt;br /&gt;Frito Frank??? That's awesome...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):&lt;br /&gt;Free Dennys :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):&lt;br /&gt;Garlic Mexico... this is lame&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):&lt;br /&gt;Binky Denver&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):&lt;br /&gt;J. Ruel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):&lt;br /&gt;there is absolutely nothing sweet in sight.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):&lt;br /&gt;Filly P. Manor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):&lt;br /&gt;Cookie Jack&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):&lt;br /&gt;Lynn Willow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):&lt;br /&gt;Tic Tac Chapman</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-10-11T20:46:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-12T00:47:00Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-12T00:47:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You know how you feel after you haven't update for like... oh... 5 months... and you feel like you can never update again because you have so much to catch the world up on? Ok, well that's how I've been feeling, and I think I'm just gonna start posting again like I never stopped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, here I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just got off from work, and I'm happy to say that The Penn has been surprisingly tolerable the last few weeks, and I'm glad for my sanity as well as the rest of the staff's. We deserve it. We work hard and get shit on time and time again.</content>
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    <title>Um... bingo?</title>
    <published>2004-07-19T23:32:16Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-19T23:32:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=9767" method="post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-07-07T22:34:00</title>
    <published>2004-07-08T02:35:27Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-08T02:35:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-28T17:08:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-28T21:10:01Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-28T21:10:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">UPDATE: I cut 7 inches off my hair and pumped some serious highlights into it. Enjoy folks... NOTE: new icon. Leave comments about how radiant I am below. Thanks!</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-23T22:37:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-24T02:47:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-24T02:47:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I went home after work last night like normal. And I made some tuna-macaroni salad (TASTY) and then went into the garage to watch TV until I was sleepy like I always do.&lt;br /&gt;I went to the fridge for a drink, and what is sitting on the floor?&lt;br /&gt;TWO HUGE CONTAINERS OF CAT FOOD!&lt;br /&gt;I hate cats. I loathe cats. I dislike cats. I'm scared of cats. and most importantly, CATS HATE ME.&lt;br /&gt;So I think there are a few possibilities here:&lt;br /&gt;(1) My aunt and uncle are getting a cat.&lt;br /&gt;(2) They're cat-sitting for someone while they're on vacation.&lt;br /&gt;(3) They put Ellie, the dog, on a catfood diet.&lt;br /&gt;(4) My aunt went to the bulkfood place and picked some catfood up for one of her friends who is a cat owner.&lt;br /&gt;I search the whole house quietly looking for my four-legged nemisis... but I found nothing.&lt;br /&gt;So I watch TV and go to bed.&lt;br /&gt;I wake up this morning, however, go into the garage, and what is installed in the door to the garage????&lt;br /&gt;A CAT DOOR! (you know the little swinging pet door thingies)!!!!&lt;br /&gt;There is also another one leading out the back screendoor in the breezeway.&lt;br /&gt;Ok, so, at this point, I am determined to find this mystery feline because NO ONE installs cat doors if they're just cat sitting.&lt;br /&gt;So now possibilities #2,3,&amp;4 are out of the question. That only leaves #1 and any other options I didn't think of.&lt;br /&gt;My aunt comes home for lunch and asks me, "Do you have a serious aversion to cats?"&lt;br /&gt;NOTE THE ABOVE LIST OF AVERSIONS.&lt;br /&gt;So, apparently my aunt had a cat, "Crybaby," before she married my uncle, but my uncle didn't want a cat in their old (then new) house, so my aunt's mother took it in. Now her mother is moving and can't take the cat. So now the cat is coming to take over my territory.&lt;br /&gt;Oh. one more thing. My aunt said to me, "Don't go near the cat. He's not nice."&lt;br /&gt;OH GOOD. I WILL WAKE UP WITH THE DEVIL IN FELINE FORM POUNCING ON MY FACE -- I JUST KNOW IT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the end.</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-22T22:28:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-23T02:29:23Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-23T02:35:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hey folks! Turns out Josh Heeter didn't fall off the face of the earth after all! check it out, check it out, check it out now! &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_heeterburn' lj:user='heeterburn' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://heeterburn.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://heeterburn.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;heeterburn&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-20T20:48:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-21T00:59:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-21T00:59:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Back at work... and it's a Sunday. Yesterday was incredibly uneventful... I did a lot of sitting and reading for Judicial Process.  &lt;br /&gt;I wrote a letter to Terry Appolonia today telling him the problems I have with the current barn the IUP Equestrian Team chooses to call home. Now, you might be thinking, "Jess, you're not on the equestrian team." You speak the truth... but the home barn is one of the reasons I'm not on said team... and my back problems... but anyway... this barn is a disgrace and I wanted to tell Terry about it because apparently there is a huge feud over whether or not the team should change barns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I made an observation today...&lt;br /&gt;I think that one of the most embarrassing situations is when you put your money in a vending machine, make your selection and then wait anxiously only to see your snack of choice get lodged between the Twizzlers and the HoHos. The cool person inside you just wants to walk away from the machine acting as if that is no problem at all... but the hunger inside you and the feeling as if you've been cheated wants to take over.&lt;br /&gt;Well, apparently I snuck up on someone today just after he let the hungry side of himself takeover... and he was shaking the shit of the machine -- a deer in headlights I  tell you. It was so funny to see someone like that, but I couldn't laugh because I've been in that situation myself... instead I just walked up to him and gave him a helping hand... everyone knows that a jiggle to the left, two pounds on the right side, followed by a jiggle to the right followed by a swift kick to the lower left corner -- all while grunting -- normally does the trick. The man walked away happily with him hard pretzels in hand.&lt;br /&gt;I am a good person.</content>
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    <title>This is DA TRUTH...</title>
    <published>2004-06-18T20:24:57Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-18T20:24:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="250" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black" align="center"&gt;&lt;font style="color:white; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;jruel's LJ stalker is wickedqueen!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font style="color:black; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;wickedqueen is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also in jail for murder!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php"&gt;LiveJournal Username:&lt;input name="uname"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Who is your LJ Stalker Friend?"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php"&gt;LJ Stalker Finder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.go-quiz.com"&gt;Go-Quiz.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-10T18:44:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-10T22:47:30Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-10T22:47:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">One of these days, it's going to be all about me. I really really want to be selfish sometimes -- like now for instance. I just want everything to be about me, but, of course, that's not going to happen. So I'm going to continue sitting at my desk at work typing statistics from the Lancaster Senior Games. And I'm going to continue to not take a dinner break in order to get this done and a story done. I was looking forward to dinner too. I haven't been eating right -- substituting a cup of coffee or a few cigarettes for a meal is becoming my habit. &lt;br /&gt;I'm weak, and I'm sad. Post something to make me happy.</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-06-04T16:22:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-04T20:29:41Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-04T20:29:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, I got pulled over last night. I "failed to come to a complete two-second stop" at a stop sign in Millersville. Damn university police during the summer... they're so bored, they're pulling people of for things that aren't rule.&lt;br /&gt;Ok... I may have not stopped for two-seconds... I may not have stopped at all... I can't recall... but just tell me that I cruised through the stop sign -- don't make a up a rule and tell me I broke it.&lt;br /&gt;But I just got a written warning, so I'll get over it soon enough. I've never been pulled over before. My list of things that I've never done is getting smaller and smaller... next is shaving my head! just kidding, mom (and others who are in love with my hair).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have also decided that I'm not doing favors for people anymore unless they're a responsible human being that is atleast standing on one of their two feet. If you're currently sitting on your ass and not doing anything with your life, I'm not your go-to girl. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jason is coming home, finally. He should get here on Sunday night, and I think he's staying until atleast Saturday because I talked him into going to Indiana with me for a night. He's down with the IUP crowd -- namely Sam. So they can have guy time, and I can watch my two best friends be friends! HOORAY!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which brings me to... I'm going back to Indiana (well, Derry, really) a week from today! HOORAY! I've been waiting a really long time (5 weeks) to go back and hang out with my posse -- no seriously, almost my whole posse is out there... except Pooch... he's in Palmyra and definitely in my posse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope we get to create my wonderful invention while I'm out there... beer pong in the pool? It will come to life!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have to go cover Garden Spot High School's graduation now... shoot me.</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-05-26T17:23:00</title>
    <published>2004-05-26T21:27:18Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-26T21:37:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">HOLLA! This just in, change of plans...&lt;br /&gt;I'm hittin' up MONROE, NY this weekend to see chicadee! and elyse of course.&lt;br /&gt;I'm no longer going to Indiana next weekend... they screwed up the schedule at work, so I'll be out to visit the weekend of the 12th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Editors are mad at me at work, I must go.&lt;br /&gt;GOODBYE</content>
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    <title>ganked from SpaceHen</title>
    <published>2004-05-04T22:07:07Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-04T22:07:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">15 Years Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. went to disney world for the first time with my family&lt;br /&gt;2. lied to my first grade teacher (it involved killing my grandmother with poisoned berries... don't ask)&lt;br /&gt;3. had wonderful wayne as my bus driver WE WANT WAYNE BACK!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 Years Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. went crabbing for the first time on a family vacation to the outerbanks&lt;br /&gt;2. had Mr. Hoin as my fifth grade teacher (still one of my favorites)&lt;br /&gt;3. was all alone in the big bad Pequea Elementary School... my sister moved on to middle school&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 Years Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. got my driver's license -- me and the tempo had some good times&lt;br /&gt;2. was friends with the worst of crazy bitches, Niki Sullivan&lt;br /&gt;3. quit riding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 Years Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. graduated from Penn Manor High School&lt;br /&gt;2. said goodbye to Jason when he left for Parris Island&lt;br /&gt;3. started smoking&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Year Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. moved into the Yellow Palace with Niki, Bethany, Liz, and Alyssa (never did find out how to spell her name correctly)&lt;br /&gt;2. watched my sister graduate and leave me here all alone at IUP&lt;br /&gt;3. ate lots of s'mores and hot dogs with my parents at Yellow Creek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 Months Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. interviewed for my internship at Lancaster Newspapers&lt;br /&gt;2. went to Monroe with my chicadee&lt;br /&gt;3. dropped my English major to a minor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Month Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. watched my computer crash before my very eyes&lt;br /&gt;2. started counting down production days at The Penn&lt;br /&gt;3. went to one hell of a plantation party&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Week Ago, I:&lt;br /&gt;1. celebrated classes being over with a plantation party&lt;br /&gt;2. started throwing away lots of stuff and packing&lt;br /&gt;3. took a WebCT test for Stan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 hour Ago , I:&lt;br /&gt;1. ate at the HUB with Sam for, hopefully, the last time (eating.. not hanging out with Sam)&lt;br /&gt;2. sold my last book back ($5... shoot me)&lt;br /&gt;3. realized my phone has been turned off due to lack of funds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Top 3 Bad Habits:&lt;br /&gt;1. smoking (whatever)&lt;br /&gt;2. procrastinating (it's my style)&lt;br /&gt;3. biting my cheeks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Top 3 Biggest Worries at the Moment:&lt;br /&gt;1. that i'll be poor forever&lt;br /&gt;2. that jason's plans will change and he'll stay in kuwait or iraq instead of coming home&lt;br /&gt;3. that i'll hate my internship&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Top 3 Biggest Joys at the Moment:&lt;br /&gt;1. knowing ill be making money this summer&lt;br /&gt;2. dinner with WowLarry and chicadee :)&lt;br /&gt;3. a song Sam just sang to me on IM&lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: cause iiiiii&lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: caaaannn't&lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: heeeeelp&lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: falling in love&lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: wiiiiiith &lt;br /&gt;JaYzusChrisT: yooooooouuuu</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-05-02T17:17:00</title>
    <published>2004-05-02T21:20:23Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-02T21:20:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm sorry none of my updates are real... but this thing is hella accurate...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt; Extroverted (E) 70.59% Introverted (I) 29.41%&lt;br&gt; Realistic (S) 60% Imaginative (N) 40%&lt;br&gt; Intellectual (T) 58.06% Emotional (F) 41.94%&lt;br&gt; Easygoing (P) 55.56% Organized (J) 44.44%&lt;br&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt; Your type is: &lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="+3"&gt;ESTP&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;td [...] left&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;I&amp;#39;m sorry none of my updates are real... but this thing is hella accurate...&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!--70.59 60 58.06 55.56--&amp;gt; &amp;lt;table style=&amp;quot;color: black; background: #eeeeee&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;table style=&amp;quot;color: black; background: #dddddd&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Extroverted (E) 70.59% Introverted (I) 29.41%&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Realistic (S) 60% Imaginative (N) 40%&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Intellectual (T) 58.06% Emotional (F) 41.94%&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Easygoing (P) 55.56% Organized (J) 44.44%&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &amp;lt;table style=&amp;quot;color: black; background: #eeeeee&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt; Your type is: &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;+3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;ESTP&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &amp;lt;table style=&amp;quot;color: black; background: #dddddd&amp;quot; border=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; width=&amp;quot;100%&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;td width=&amp;quot;280quot;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot;&amp;gt; You are a Promoter, possible professions include - real estate broker , chef, land developer, physical therapist, stock broker, news reporter, fire fighter, promoter, entrepreneur, pilot, budget analyst, insurance agent, management consultant, franchise owner, electrical engineer, aircraft mechanic, technical trainer, EEG technologist, radiological technician, emergency medical tech., corrections officer, flight attendant. &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/td&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://similarminds.com/career.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Take Free Career Inventory Personality Test&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://similarminds.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;personality tests by similarminds.com&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hey, you...</title>
    <published>2004-04-21T11:47:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-21T11:47:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is from chicadee's lj... it sounded serious, so i thought i should do as she says.</content>
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    <title>Accurate... no?</title>
    <published>2004-04-06T12:41:56Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-06T12:41:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=Raven319&amp;amp;meme=1066614940" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;What do people really think about you? by Raven319&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Name&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Name" value="JRuel" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Age&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Age" value="21" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;favorite song&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="favorite song" value="unsung psalm" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Parents think&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;You work too hard&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Strangers think&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;You&amp;#39;re hot&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Friends think&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;You&amp;#39;re wonderful&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="Raven319"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1066614940"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen 3.0&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>jruel @ 2004-03-08T21:15:00</title>
    <published>2004-03-09T02:19:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-03-09T02:19:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm uber grouchy. CRANKY CRANKY CRANKY jen is being mean to me even though i've been nothing but helpful to her &amp;gt;:o things are boring though... i saw sara and the babies... so many babies.  she's good and the rugrats are good too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i stopped over at jeff and craig's last night -- always a good time. craig got home just as i was leaving so jeff had to put up with me for an hour or so -- i just need a little taste of IUP to keep me sane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think people are coming to visit wednesday... i sure hope they do anyway -- i want to have fun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my sister's roommate is crazy and weird... im not a fan.  i can't wait for this one to move out and a new one to move in -- he seems more fun. he just fed my fish some mysterious substance... good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i should probably do some homework :(</content>
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